Vote for Terry Traveler!

My fellow Earthlings, I, Terry Traveler, need your support this election year as I run for the auspicious position, Big Giant Head of the Universe.

You see, my paper, “Earth is Hilarious: The Tales of Terry Traveler” won the Russet Gobee award at the 4th Annual ‘Ode to My Galaxy’ Artistic Invitational.

The award is named for Russet Gobee, famed scientist of the Tebolt Nebula, who theorized that time is in fact, a potato. The inscription says, “To the Orange Fool with Mashed Potatoes for Brains”.

I believe it was Chapter 7, “If It Wasn’t For My Horse: Memories from Roswell”, that ultimately swayed the judges in my favor. I was told 6 of the 7 judges stopped reading, set down their iPads, and said “wow-just, wow.”

As a grand prize I got to create a 30 minute playlist for V4RQ- Mellow Jazz and Welding Talk Radio, and my name was added to the ballot for none other than Big Giant Head of the Universe.

I’ve been told the position requires nothing more than smiling for pictures. Last term the BGHofU was a honey badger named Stouffle- he had amazing approval ratings- and they have Skype so I can do my job from anywhere. They prefer Earth.

The election is only a few days away but with your help and my grassroots efforts I believe we can win. So Vote Terry for Big Giant Head of the Universe this SevNember 37th!

(Editor’s Note: I read Chapter 7. It’s three paragraphs about parakeets and a haiku about snow tires. I’ve known Terry for years and I still don’t know what happened to that horse.)

Terry Traveller
Email: terry@discoveradel.com
Facebook: DiscoverAdel.TerryTraveller