Terry Traveler – Please Help!
Terry here, in desperate need of your assistance.
I have been stuck in Scotland for the past two weeks, held in a small cell without sunlight for ransom.
I informed my captors that I am but a humble writer with little to my name but this orange parka and my endless charm. They insisted I reach out to my readers in earnest so that I may return home.
My kidnappers made the following list of demands. I was forced to write the list exactly as they spoke it to ensure I am not attempting to get a secret message to you, my friend, the reader.
- $100,000 Uzbekistani Som.
- 1 pair of fitted Icelandic woolen-knit driving glove, knitted as a single piece, shaped and darted on the hand over the palm of a man named Sruli in Reykjavik.
- Proof of plantation of 2 Rainbow Eucalyptus trees.
- 1 airline ticket from Barra Airport to Des Moines, first class.
- 12 cases warm Harviestoun Ola Dubh
- Once procured, all items must be delivered to the Hard Rock Cafe in Edinburgh, care of Bjork.
- Next, deliver the following message to 10 of your Facebook friends, “Dinna laugh, dinna smile. Hunt the gowk another mile.”
Please my friends, my safe return is imperative, for I know how important I am. Thank you all!
Your captive friend, Terry Traveler.
Terry Traveller
Email: terry@discoveradel.com
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